Hey, y'all. My name is Mollie. I'm rarely seen without a coffee in my hand or on my blouse (really, everything I own is coffee-stained).  I migrated from Alabama to Northern California in 2013. I often entertain Californians with my slight Southern accent and my peculiar knowledge of these few things:

  • Fried foods.
  • Life after fried foods.
  • Twin Peaks
  • Proper tornado warning hiding places (head gear is key).
  • Bible Belts. All of them.
  • Coffee shops. All of them.

I write a lot about doing things wrong, but I also write about other random things such as: pop culture, lifestyle, beauty and fashion, and whatever else floats my way—the world is a fascinating place to me, and my favorite thing is to go where I've never been. Send all inquiries, love/hate mail, haikus, or voodoo curses to the link below.